SOMETHING, somewhere must fall — interest rates? Monetary drug peddlers Yellen and Kuroda are at it again; Bain slinks off SA’s retail scene, and Bernie’s put his fighting Brooks on.

Astoria ices its share option scheme after a frosty reception, Wells Fargo’s CEO gets a taste of the congressional wood-chopper, and Hlaudi’s emotional distress is nowhere near ours as we ponder the bloody-eyed maniac being back in charge.

Join Simon Brown, Giulietta Talevi and Sasfin Securities’ David Shapiro as they round up The Week That Was.

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